Three things…

Just packing to head off to Hobart for three days of discussions about Second Life and my research, and don’t have time for more in-depth posting, but

1. Kathy Oleszczuk on FB sent me this Pixar video. As she says,

Pixar so totally ROCK! Here is yet another great little movie along the lines of “For the Birds” and “Geri’s game” …
“Lifted”

 

2. Meg Tsiamis and I are having a fabulous discussion about statistics and ranking systems over in FB — just wanted to let her know publicly that I really appreciate her taking the time to discuss this issue.

3. Jared Madden contacted me; he’s a part-time lecturer in Visual Communications and also the CEO of Emersive. He’s gaining some traction on Tune-Out, a new way of looking at the music industry Vs consumer debate (hopefully with ‘real’ conversation going on, rather than just ranting and rhetoric). Let’s hope Tune-Out achieves its goals!

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Right — back to the packing!

More posting soon, promise! (The Meg/Stats discussion on FB has occupied a lot of my time, in a very positive way!)

 

Michael who?

Courtesy of ITV comes a stunning display of dancing.

We’ve all seen impressions of Michael Jackson’s dancing before, but what makes this performance any different to the rest?

Keep watching… WOW!

Hat tip to Tania Alexander for this clip. Oh, and if you want to watch a video that has more than its share of ‘truth’ in it, might I suggest the amusing ballad where a man offers to spend the night lovin’ his womman… {grin}. Thanks to Raymund de la Cruz for the facebook forward.

 

Terry Fallis - we love him

 

A little known secret amongst the BusComm community is that the REAL brains behind the rather wonderful Inside PR podcast, Terry Fallis, has just won $10k as a humour author.

We ALL knew he had to have a sense of humour to work with the ‘dark side’ (aka Dr. Jones) but now his genius is finally being recognised.

Says the Globe and Mail,

A debut novel, self-published by its author after he couldn’t interest an agent or a Canadian publisher, has won the $10,000 2008 Stephen Leacock Medal for Humour.

Toronto’s Terry Fallis, who is president of the well-known public-relations firm Thornley Fallis, received the medal and cheque yesterday for The Best Laid Plans at a luncheon in Orillia, Ont., the hometown of Sunshine Sketches creator Stephen Leacock and 100 kilometres north of Toronto.

In an interview, the 48-year-old rookie writer described winning Canada’s most prestigious annual prize for a humorous book as “a head-on collision of shock and joy.” Previously, “it was not even on my radar screen to be nominated,” he said, and when he was, “I was pretty close to having an aneurysm.”

The man is far too modest. Anyone who has ever listened to the sublime podcast that is Inside PR will know that it is the interaction of the TWO of them, Jones and Fallis, wherein the magic is created. Terry’s magic comes from his ability to step outside of what we immediately see, and to tap into what unconsciously resonates in us but we don’t know why.

And should anyone think I’m ‘dissing’ David Jones, far from it! The man has my sense of humour — black, dark, underground. He and I make ‘Addams Family Values’ [and here — one of my favourite movies) look like ‘Barbie Plats Her Hair 7‘…

 

Message to business communicators: build a bridge and get over it

Rusty Bridge. Photo by Krayker at sxc.hu

I am stunned!

Over at MyRagan there is a 20-something who writes that even she feels ‘overwhelmed’ sometimes by social media and struggles to keep up, which is why she attends conferences, seminars and workshops on the subject.

After her post–and yes, I agree with Sue Johnston that the headline of the article was exceedingly cheap and misleading; shame on you Mark et al–there is a plethora of fellow business communicators whining about how they can’t cope.

Give me a break!!!

The whole point is not whether you feel swamped or not, the whole point is that you can no longer afford to be uninvolved.

Drew Mendelson points to ongoing research by Universal McCann [pdf] that comes up with interesting stats and comments, some of which I repeat here:

  • Social media is a global phenomenon happening in all markets regardless of wider economic, social and cultural development.
  • If you are online you are using social media
  • Asian markets are leading in terms of participation, creating more content than any other region
  • All social media platforms have grown significantly 
  • Video Clips are the quickest growing platform, up from 31% penetration in Wave 1 to 83% in Wave 3
  • 57% have joined a Social Network, making it the number one platform for creating and sharing content
  • 55% of users have uploaded photos
  • 22% of users have uploaded videos
  • Blogs are a mainstream media world-wide and as a collective rival any traditional media
  • 73% have read a blog
  • The blogosphere is becoming increasingly participatory, now 184m bloggers world-wide
  • China has the largest blogging community in the world with 42m bloggers, more than the US and Western Europe combined

As a business communicator you no longer have the luxury of burying your head in the sand and pretending that this will all go away. It won’t. And it will just get bigger and bigger and go faster and faster and if you don’t leap onboard now you will never catch up.

  

KPI your bottom, Mr BeanCounter

As I explained to a client in Brisbane yesterday, Social Media doesn’t replace any of the more traditional channels of communication, instead it adds significantly to your burden. You need to throw resource at it and you need to forget about any dumb-arsed KPIs and ROIs. It is a set of ‘relationship’ tools, not easily shoe-horned into neatly fitting your CFO’s ‘Cost-Benefit Analysis’ metrics.

Every businessperson worth their salt knows that taking clients out to lunch, or to golf, or the cricket, or whatever, is beneficial in the long term for the relationship betwixt company and client. No one stands with a clipboard and a calculator outside the CEO’s office when they return from a golfing day and grills them about the ROI of their golf.

As Alex Manchester once said to me, “how much is a good relationship with your customer worth to you?” THAT is your bloomin’ ROI, Mr BeanCounter.

  

Social Media Burnout

Yes, there is such a thing as Social Media burnout. My good friend Iwan Winoto at IBM pointed me to an interesting article from the New York Times. It seems that they are not alone in worrying about ‘blogger burnout’.

Yes, the demands of this never-off Internet are incredible. I feel under pressure to blog something intelligent every day (Mrs BetterComms would argue that I rarely have one intelligent thought a week) less I lose my audience and subscriber numbers. I know that employees of companies equally feel under pressure to perform, to meet ever-tougher KPIs.

Yes, there is a new ‘must see’ Social Media tool released every week (sometimes several a week).

Yes, it can be an incredible drain on your time evaluating them, let alone joining them.

But who says you have to do it all yourself? Doh!

  

Be uninvolved; be unemployed and unemployable

I’ve had very legitimate concerns expressed to me about the whole Social Media thing; not in terms of whether it will stay, but where does one find the time to get up to speed on it?

The answer is simple: how do you learn ANYTHING within a corporation? Answer: you go to a seminar, attend a workshop, invite a guest speaker in to your meeting, bring in a consultant to help you strategise and roll-out your strategy…

Is it expensive? Yes. Well, at least I am, but then again I’m also one of the very few experts in Australia who understands this stuff and is available to help you grow. Laurel Papworth is another. Trevor Cook is another. So is Gary Hayes. So too is Stephen Collins.

We don’t come cheap. After all, do you expect ‘bargain basement’ pricing from, say, PwC or McKinsey and at the same time expect the top level of intelligence and insight that they are able to bring to your company’s benefit? In business life you very much get what you pay for. But you already know that.

What you probably don’t wish to acknowledge to yourself is that if you don’t keep your own skills current you will be unemployable within five years.

Yes, unemployable. Second-rate. The business communication world is moving at such a pace that if you don’t have a few Social Media campaigns and successes under your belt you will be passed over for promotion/head-hunting/a new job by someone else who does.

Survival of the fittest.

Remember all that HR bumpf about ‘life long learning’? They were telling the truth.

Says Anna:

Just last Sept I attended some teaching workshops for working with students at the university level and social media issues were brought up several times. I was shocked when I was informed that I would most likely find it difficult to relate to new students as a recent graduate myself because the typical generation gap has now shrunk to about 4 years. The availability of cellphones, laptops, wireless internet, ipods, msn, facebook and basically social media in general is a major factor behind just how differently these students interact. Although I’m hardly older then these students, I am somehow now old.

Just don’t be one of the whingers (that’s Aussie-speak for ‘whiners’) over at the MyRagan site who are whimpering about it all. Either be part of the problem or be part of the solution; either skill up or get out of the way. Tough love.

Think that’s a bit harsh? As we say here in Australia,

“build a bridge and get over it.”

 

Images to chill

Courtesy of a tweet from the never-sleeping but ever-readable Chris Brogan comes word of an amazing artist, Chris Jordan.

In his exhibition Running the Numbers: an American self-portrait Chris looks at contemporary American culture through the austere lens of statistics, but brings them to life through clever imagery.

Witness:

This depicts 2.3 million folded prison uniforms, equal to the number of Americans incarcerated in 2005
2.3 million folded prison uniforms

Closer up:
2.3 million folded prison uniforms, up closer

Closer still:
2.3 million folded prison uniforms, up very close

How this presentation looks in an exhibition:
How 2.3 million folded prison uniforms look in an exhibition  

There’s more to his work than just prison uniforms, however.

And in case you think he’s a one-hit wonder, I strongly encourage you to visit his showcase page and marvel for yourself at how he puts together images on:

  • 65,000 cigarettes, equal to the number of American teenagers under age eighteen who become addicted to cigarettes every month
  • nine million wooden ABC blocks, equal to the number of American children with no health insurance coverage in 2007
  • 24,000 logos from the GMC Yukon Denali, equal to six weeks of sales of that model SUV in 2004
  • 213,000 Vicodin pills, equal to the number of emergency room visits yearly in the US related to misuse or abuse of prescription pain killers
  • 29,569 handguns, equal to the number of gun-related deaths in the US in 2004
  • 60,000 plastic bags, the number used in the US every five seconds
  • 30,000 reams of office paper, or 15 million sheets, equal to the amount of office paper used in the US every five minutes
  • 3.6 million tire valve caps, one for each new SUV sold in the US in 2004
  • 125,000 one-hundred dollar bills ($12.5 million), the amount our government spends every hour on the war in Iraq
  • 170,000 disposable Energizer batteries, equal to fifteen minutes of Energizer battery production
  • 38,000 shipping containers, the number of containers processed through American ports every twelve hours
  • 410,000 paper cups, equal to the number of disposable hot-beverage paper cups used in the US every fifteen minutes
  • 106,000 aluminium cans, the number used in the US every thirty seconds
  • 1.14 million brown paper supermarket bags, the number used in the US every hour
  • 426,000 cell phones, equal to the number of cell phones retired in the US every day
  • 11,000 jet trails, equal to the number of commercial flights in the US every eight hours
  • 8 million toothpicks, equal to the number of trees harvested in the US every month to make the paper for mail order catalogs
  • 200,000 packs of cigarettes, equal to the number of Americans who die from cigarette smoking every six months
  • two million plastic beverage bottles, the number used in the US every five minutes
  • one million plastic cups, the number used on airline flights in the US every six hours.   

The picture underneath depicts 32,000 Barbies, equal to the number of elective breast augmentation surgeries performed monthly in the US in 2006
32,000 Barbies

Closer up:
32,000 Barbies - up closer

Closer still:
32,000 Barbies - up closer still

And it doesn’t stop there.

As Chris says,

Currently I am working on three new Running the Numbers sub-series that I am hoping to release this fall and winter. Experts in these fields are helping me to develop issues and visual themes, but I welcome additional ideas from scholars or activists in any of these areas:

-THE WORLD’S OCEANS: This series will look at the numbers associated with the exploitation and destruction of our oceans, including issues such as overfishing, illegal fishing, by-catch, ghost nets, shark finning, bottom trawling, and plastic pollution.

-AFRICA: This series will depict numbers related to contemporary Africa, including issues such as refugees, water-borne disease, child pregnancy and others, as well as some more hopeful issues such as African internet and cell phone usage, micro-lending and some others. This series will be featured at the TED Africa Conference in Capetown in September-October.

-THE EXTINCTION TRADE: This series will look at statistics associated with the worldwide mass killing and trading of animals for their tusks, horns, eggs, paws, teeth, fur, etc.

Amazing stuff! Go visit and marvel

 

I bought this Porsche Carrera for my wife, honestly!

Montage of images from flickr about midlife crisis

Good news for modern man has seeped out from Psychology Today — a man’s mid-life crisis is all his wife’s fault.

Phew! That’s a relief.

“Many middle-aged men do go through midlife crises, but it’s not because they are middle-aged. It’s because their wives are.

From the evolutionary psychological perspective, a man’s midlife crisis is precipitated by his wife’s imminent menopause and end of her reproductive career, and thus his renewed need to attract younger women.

Accordingly, a 50-year-old man married to a 25-year-old woman would not go through a midlife crisis, while a 25-year-old man married to a 50-year-old woman would, just like a more typical 50-year-old man married to a 50-year-old woman.

It’s not his midlife that matters; it’s hers. When he buys a shiny-red sports car, he’s not trying to regain his youth; he’s trying to attract young women to replace his menopausal wife by trumpeting his flash and cash.”

Any overly attractive 25 year old women looking to mate with a balding, slightly overweight, not overly attractive almost-50 year old business communicator, please apply within
Any overly attractive 25 year old women looking to hook up with a balding, slightly overweight, not overly attractive almost-50 year old business communicator, please apply within.

 

Obviously these girls are looking for a balding, slightly overweight, not overly attractive almost-50 year old business communicator. Naturally. Of course. (and before I get an avalanche of emails from BL, Andrea W and Kami, inter alia, it’s a joke, girls!)

Oh, and in case you think I’m making all this up, here’s more about the article:

Ten Politically Incorrect Truths About Human Nature
Why most suicide bombers are Muslim, beautiful people have more daughters, humans are naturally polygamous, sexual harassment isn’t sexist, and blonds are more attractive.
By: Alan S. Miller Ph.D., Satoshi Kanazawa Ph.D

Article subheads:

  • Men like blond bombshells (and women want to look like them)
  • Humans are naturally polygamous
  • Most women benefit from polygyny, while most men benefit from monogamy
  • Most suicide bombers are Muslim
  • Having sons reduces the likelihood of divorce
  • Beautiful people have more daughters
  • What Bill Gates and Paul McCartney have in common with criminals
  • The midlife crisis is a myth—sort of [the 'jumping-off point' for this post]
  • It’s natural for politicians to risk everything for an affair (but only if they’re male)
  • Men sexually harass women because they are not sexist

Go on, I know you want to read more! [grin]

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Images courtesy of the following flickr and sxc.hu contributors:
leira, cvgale, zeppelin5, amirhd, idman, cyan, khairilfz, cosmica, solilos, shawna9, jrab, OnyxRose08, DavidCowie, chriscosco and {KateC.}many thanks!

Currently listening to: The Monkees - Randy Scouse Git

 

Why it’s now raining in Adelaide: God sent us an angel

Dena Vassallo - thrill-seeker and rain-maker

The drought has temporarily broken in Adelaide. After an interminably long time, we finally have had a few drops of rain here in this city perched on the edge of a desert, located in the driest state in the driest continent on earth.

I can now safely divulge the reason why we received the rain: an angel was sent down from above (Chicago, Northern Hemisphere)and has settled down here (at least temporarily) in Adelaide.

For those who wish to pay homage and lay flowers, Bollinger or gifts of money at her feet, I am at liberty to reveal her name:

Dena Vassallo.

Find her on Facebook and marvel at the back-story created for her. Anyone would think that she comes with an impressive history of working at the very highest levels of Marcomms. And she has. She is ‘one smart cookie’ as our Northern American colleagues would say. But she has an additional talent.

No, not hamster juggling, that’s Trevor Cook’s speciality. It is her ’secret’ identity as an Angel of Rain.

We are in her debt. (I secretly think she is the reason why Premier Brumby caved in and signed up to the National Water Plan — somehow she got into his mind and he was powerless to resist).

 

Celebrate good times, come on!

happy 3rd anniversary to me! Lee Hopkins - Better Communication Results

Today is the 3rd anniversary of my very first blog post.

Yes, Better Communication Results is officially 3 years old today.

Happy anniversary to me…!

Cards, flowers and expensive gifts of appreciation can be forwarded to PO Box 1129, Stirling 5152 South Australia.

I take Amex, Visa, Mastercard, international money orders and bank cheques.