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Imagine the poor spokesperson who has to deliver a ‘No sex in our planes’ message to the great unwashed public.
How DO they keep a straight face?
Singapore Airlines has just announced a ‘Please don’t upset the hosties’ policy by asking first class passengers on the new A380 to reign in their urges in the double beds.
Says the Beeb:
“All we ask of customers, wherever they are on our aircraft, is to observe standards that don’t cause offence to other customers and crew,” the airline said in a statement.
I can only assume that sex in the toilet is still okay.
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Currently listening to: Lee Hopkins - Best of the latter years - ’sin’
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Donna Papacosta 11.01.07 at 7:31 am
By today’s standards, what exactly can cause offence??? (Please do not answer, Lee. This is a rhetorical question!)