The Annual Pig and Pussy Hunt has commenced

For those not au fait with legendary Australian pastimes, you may be delighted to know that the annual ‘Pig and Pussy Hunt’ started yesterday.

pine creek Just 200 kilometres south of Darwin lies the sleeply hamlet of Pine Creek, wherein you will now find we manly types out there with shotguns and rifles at the ready, our utes loaded up with enough ammo to single-handedly change the destiny of Captain Parmenter and Fort Courage.

For those who require further information, utes are ‘utilities’, vehicles with tray top backs that only a real man worth his salt will drive.

We have a saying here:

Boy + ute = man
Man + ute = mighty warrior

Mighty warriors will be hunting feral pigs, feral cats and cane toads, a massive problem in the outback.

As Hunt organiser Rodney Haines says, “it’s a massive problem. They estimate there are six million wild pigs just in the Top End [Northern Territory - Ed]. So imagine how much they have got to eat just to keep alive, from the crocodile eggs, to turtle eggs, to birds. Anything they can eat, they’ll eat.”

Should you feel so inclined to support our noble mighty warriors carry out their, all facetiousness aside, massively valuable service, please feel free to create your own badge or bumper sticker, proudly emblazoned with the words

I hunt pigs and pussies

I’m sure your family will be proud of you.

 

Mobiles need web love too!

One of the delights of this new media-with-everything world is that I can connect with the world just about anywhere, anytime.

My beloved Dell X51 pda has now given way to my Hiptop3 and I’m delighted to be carrying one less piece of tech with me wherever I go. But my frustration with web developers (or rather their corporate paymasters) remains.

If you have ever tried connecting to a website, especially the new popular sites like Facebook, you will be frustrated*. Try connecting to your bank. Try connecting to your favourite news site, or a website with information about your pets or hobbies.

Chances are you will have to either scroll endlessly down to reach your desired information, or else you cannot access the data chunks you want at all. Of course, their pages are full of extraneous scripts that take forever to download and don’t always work with wap.

Here’s my latest ‘hit’ list of sites I visit regularly that are annoying me intensely by not having a wap-friendly interface:

  • SpamArrest
  • MyRagan
  • CommunicatorsNetwork

Cellphone/mobile phone access is essential for busy business travellers who don’t want to crank up the noisy notebook to check their webmail and catch up with their social networks at their favourite websites.

Websites for notebooks, laptops and desktops are full of colour, vim and vigour. They are regularly updated and obviously loved by their creators.

Come on, senior managers — mobile phones need web love too!

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* at least Facebook now has a mobile plugin app that really does work!

 

 

The era of the Vanishing Context

Can you guess WHY the man is saying what you think he's saying?

“Johnson!” barked the bulldog-like senior manager, “Get in here NOW!”

But Johnson failed to appear.

“JOHNSON!” screamed the bulldog.

Still no appearance of the missing subordinate.

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Who immediately feels some sort of pity for Johnson? Who feels some form of anger towards the bulldog-like manager?

Why? You don’t know the context.

For all you know Johnson could have been away photocopying confidential information to pass to a competitor; the bulldog’s shouts might have been a cry for help because they’re having a heart attack — the screams no louder than a whisper to an outsider’s ears.

But this is the Age of the Instant Judgement, when we make snap decisions that can affect lives without taking the time to understand the context.

Example 1: a colleague and friend has sent me a proof copy of his forthcoming book, which I have promised not to blog about until release.

Sidenote: But I will trumpet it loud and long when it IS finally released, as I believe it to be the most important tactical book to be released in years, of value to everyone in business — from sales person to manager, from office junior to CEO, from switchboard operator to consultant.

The book mentions a Harvard study on First Impressions, the research finding that first impressions are phenomenally hard to shift. Whatever someone first thinks of you is what they will label you as from then on, no matter how much exposure they might be given to you.

It takes an extreme amount of purposeful action on your part to help change their view (unless, of course, they suddenly fall in or out of love with you, in which case they are temporarily insane).

But first impressions DO count, as your mother always used to tell you (so NOW will you shine your shoes!).

Example 2: I was in Perth last week and was privileged to witness presentations on Western Australia’s resource/mining boom and also on its water problems.

Fifty years ago the average annual rainfall in WA was around 330 giga litres; a few short years ago a ‘drought’ was officially announced when only 40 giga litres fell. That is a tremendous difference in water!

Last year only 27 giga litres fell, and this year it looks doubtful that the state will receive even that.

“So what?” you ask.They can ship water in, you think, or they can desalinate; they can work harder on water conservation — get those nasty businesses who waste so much water to do without like domestic users have to.

Possibly. But businesses only account for around 30% of water usage; domestic use is far higher, despite your intuitive first thoughts. And have you any idea how ginormously BIG Western Australia is? You might have thought it was a long way to the chemist, but that’s peanuts compared to…

But even deeper in context is that WA is experiencing a massive mineral export boom that, within five years, is expected to underpin and drive the Australian economy as Australia’s eastern states focus more and more of their energies on financial services. Where will the water come from to meet the basic human needs in the massive townships already springing up around the new mining sites and currently driving property hyper-inflation in those regions?

There’s a phenomenal (for Australia) AU$95Billion of investment capital planned or already being spent on new mining developments; 20-year supply contracts with China and India are being signed. Someone needs to figure out where the water to support all of this development will come from.

Example 3: There’s a very successful chocolate manufacturer in Adelaide, who’s products regularly win prizes and whose goods are exported around the world. In Adelaide they are an ‘institution’, a multi-generational family-run business that was first set up waaaay back when.

Hidden from view and unknown to all but a very select few, the wife of the current manager works part-time to keep enough money coming into their family’s personal bank account.

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In all three of the above examples the intuitive first thoughts may well turn out to be the wrong ones for the situation.

But we will blog about the first impression anyway, to make sure we are not ’slow coaches’, and if necessary post apologia and more in-depth analysis later.

I don’t have time to read long blog posts any more — I skim-read the headlines that scroll past me in Particls to see what takes my fancy. I copy and paste and post with almost no addition of Poirot’s “leetle grey cells”.

I am ephemera, dancing on reflections of others’ glory and hard work.

We scurry around like mice who’ve lost their cheese, forever chasing the next shiny object in the hope that it will prove to be a never-ending supply.

In the process we neglect our families, we neglect our friends, we neglect our own mental health (which needs nothing more than ‘balance’ to feel well).

I’m as guilty of this as the next person.

I have frantically scurried for security (of which, logically, there is no such thing; indeed ’security’ was a myth created to help us ‘buy into’ the promises of worker freedom in the industrial revolution).

I have put my marriage at risk, neglected friends, over-invested in making my millions and under-invested in those things that have longer-lasting value but that slip away like mercury if ignored. I have failed to stop and smell the roses.

Life is not going to slow down, next month’s shiny new Web2.0 toy is already out of date, the pressure to be on top of one’s game will be ever-present as we race, race, race to be the latest guru de jour.

There is no global answer, there will be no Age of Aquarius wherein we can all sit cross-legged with flowers in our hair (which would be difficult for both Crescenzo and me, after all).

We are on a running forced-march that is getting faster and faster, we are running up a down escalator that is increasing in speed, we are trying to outrun the lift by taking the stairs 2, 3, 4 at a time.

There is no solution other than an intensely personal one. Good luck finding yours.

“We are all afraid — for our confidence, for the future, for the world. That is the nature of the human imagination. Yet every man, every civilisation, has gone forward because of its engagement with what it has set itself to do. The personal commitment and the emotional commitment of working together as one, has made the Ascent of Man.”
Jacob Bronowski, 1908-1974, British mathematician, writer and TV presenter

 

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Anyone else still giddily and childishly excited about all this?

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I confess — I am a boy in a man’s body.

Okay, Mrs BetterComms will argue I am a boy in a very LARGE man’s body, a man much in need of exercise. But I digress…

I remember when I was working at LineOne in London and used to catch a bus that crossed the Thames via one of the bridges (I forget which one). Even after 12 years in the country I STILL got a thrill — a kind of “WOW! this is LONDON and I’m HERE” sort of thrill.

I am STILL, after 14 years involvement with internet and www stuff, STILL blown away by how I can sit in a tapas bar and read the thoughts and feelings of a bunch of people around the world who I am likely to never meet face-to-face, but who because of our shared passions mean a heck of a lot to me.

Anyone else still giddy about this?

 

Just Bar is just the dog’s

The dog’s, in case you have forgotten, is short for “dog’s bollocks”, the highest praise you can give anyone or anything.

‘Just Bar’, in Como, is the dog’s. Unbelievable!!

I can’t even begin to describe how fabulous the food is here, but the lovely waitress Sarah has just brought me a cappuccino, which has REAL liquid chocolate dripped on top, as well as the obligatory chocolate powder.

The food? Okay, let me transcribe what Charles, the owner, made for me out of compassion (I had flown from Adelaide, slept on the plane and missed my food. Actually, I try and avoid eating on planes because it just bloats me and causes massive indigestion).

The food:

  • Barramundi Escabeche
  • Red Persian Lentils with silverbeet, accompanied with Zata flatbread
  • Estrurian Smoked Pork and Butterbean Stew

all washed down with a gorgeous NZ chardonnay.

Bloody amazing!

20 Preston St, Como, is the place — Tel: 9474 1977. The sign outside the bar says ‘Just Espresso’ but will be changed shortly to ‘Just Bar’.

Tell Charles that the mad Adelaide blogger sent you!

 

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Ended their relationship? Say it isn’t so!

Two of my favourite Canadians, Douglas Johnston and his wife Jennifer Pohl have, according to Doug’s Facebook entry, ended their relationship.

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Say it isn’t so, guys!!!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let this be the sort of mistake that Loic Le Meur and Doreen Caravajal found so amusing yesterday.

 

The Facebook Effect

Quantcast has released findings on what it calls “The Facebook Effect.”

In an analysis of leading publishers, Quantcast found a common dramatic increase in traffic for those publishers that have built and deployed widgets (’applications’) on the Facebook platform.

“Just six weeks into Facebook’s open platform initiative, we are seeing striking results,” said Konrad Feldman, co-founder and CEO, Quantcast Corporation.  “The Facebook platform is driving substantial incremental traffic to application publishers’ Web sites, as consumers find new routes to exploring their wares.” 

Data reveals the relative growth in daily ‘uniques’ (unique visitors) to three leading widget publishers, each with multiple applications running on the Facebook platform. Since Facebook’s open platform initiative began on May 25th of this year:

  • Slide, the leading personal media network, has more than tripled its global reach in Web site traffic.
    • Slide grew domestic U.S. daily unique visitors from approximately 312,000 to more than 1.1 million, an increase of 265 percent.
    • Slide grew global daily unique visitors from approximately 753,000 to more than 2.3 million, an increase of 207 percent.
  • HOTorNOT, an early leader in social media, has doubled its global reach in Web site traffic. 
    • HOTorNOT grew domestic U.S. daily unique visitors from approximately 182,000 to more than 350,000, an increase of 98 percent.
    • HOTorNOT grew global daily unique visitors from approximately 289,000 to more than 722,000, an increase of 152 percent.
  • RockYou, creator and distributor some of the most popular self-expression widgets on the Web, has more than tripled its global reach in Web site traffic.
    • RockYou grew domestic U.S. daily unique visitors from approximately 145,000 to more than 521,000, an increase of 228 percent.
    • RockYou tripled its global reach, increasing global unique visitors from approximately 286,000 to more than 1.3 million, an increase of 339 percent.

More details over at Quantcast’s site

 

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