October 26, 2006
Community Service Announcement
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Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
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October 26th, 2006 at 12:54 pm
Don’t you just love it when the side effects take longer to get through than the potential benefits?
October 26th, 2006 at 10:45 pm
LOL. Sounds like just the remedy I need! Side effects be damned.
Thanks, Lee!
October 27th, 2006 at 3:03 am
Priceless! And great advice, I think I’ll try it tonight.
October 27th, 2006 at 3:33 am
The idea of Lee singing Karaoke — you just know he’d choose Streisand numbers, probably that “People who need people” thing — is enough make me swear off all intoxicants for a week or so.
October 27th, 2006 at 6:29 am
I am SO ripping this off and posting it on my blog! (With proper cerdit of course…)
October 27th, 2006 at 8:28 am
Hi Lee,
I am in Robert French’s class that you called into and talked with. Thank you so much for calling in and enlightening us about second life. I want to go online and check it out for myself. By the way, great joke…I LOVE white wine!!!
October 28th, 2006 at 12:56 am
This is definitely one of the best blogs out there this week!! You are one of the most humorous people Lee and we all love it! I am in Robert’s class that you talked to last night and just had to comment on this blog as I read it in class. It is very enlightening to know that there are occasionally a few blogs out there that put the best smile on your face. White wine is a favorite of many for certain, especially at my house. Besides aiding in overcoming shyness and awkwardness, white wine also has several health benefits when consumed moderately(meaning a glass a day). White wine antioxidants improve the functions of the lung; also, white wine lowers the risk of stroke, decreased ovarian cancer risk, and lower risk of heart attack for men with high blood pressure. But on the lighter side of things, white wine tastes wonderful and definitely makes everything fun while it is being consumed.
Thanks so much for posting this article Lee! It was wonderful talking with you last night during Robert’s class- look forward to hearing from you again! Hope you have a wonderful week! Watch out over there in Australia- I hear they drive their kids to school in their nightgowns ..hmm what a crazy thought.